EPRoH Marvin vs Marvin

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MARVIN (THE MARTIAN)

VS

MARVIN (THE PARANOID ANDROID)

BEGIN!

Marvin (Martian):
I claim this rap battle in the name of Mars!
Isn't that lovely?
So you better leave now before this get ugly.

Still here? Well you've got some guts, Metal Man!
Now time for me scrap this overgrown tin tan!
You losing this fight is neither impossible nor improbable.
And when it comes to being angry,
I make Bruce Banner seem tolerable!

I'll impound Ford Prefect and give Arthur a nasty dent!
Just call me Video cause I killed this Radio kent.

Marvin (Paranoid Android):
Oh dear, I'm not one to talk, but you lack first a mouth to span
If you're from Mars, why does it suggest Mercury with that tan?

To think only Earthling prose was thought worse than what Vogons make.
Given your range, I hear even C3PO's got a headache

I'm a personality prototype, played by someone who gladly "Died Hard"
The one difference between us is that Mel Blanc did sadly die hard.

I have million other lines, and they all point to certain death
Like "If you think you're angry now, try meeting my cousin Dalek"

Or "I'll bring your lot down because saving your life is wretched, isn't it?"
And "Then again, you came prepared, judging from that Spartan Helmet"
You claim to be a superior race but you get taken out by a simple flu.
The only thing that'll bring me even the slightest joy is knowing that I'm not you!

Marvin (Martian):
Look Emo tron. Just go back to your land across the pond.

And play a round with your friends of Cricketers.
Are Queen can tell yours where she can stick it in her.

You death will be shorter then a series of Brit Telly,
I'll chop you up and open up my own metal eaters' Deli.

I'll give you 42 more reasons to be miserable, plus an extra 10.
Cause when Mars Attacks, you better watch your Union, Jack
or you'll end up like Big Ben!

Marvin (Paranoid Android):

Big Ben and its home planet are gone, remember?
Left in pieces.
Space bypass might strike again, and guess what?
I doubt they'll choose Venus

There's your "Earth shattering ka-boom"
you've so fondly wanted to cause
If only you would've listened,
food for thought, no one ever does.

I knew rodents such as mice were
smarter than the human race thought.
But who could tell it takes a bloody rabbit
to outsmart your lot?

Not that anyone cares, but
why did The Vogons blame it on man?
Clearly this caricature's kind
was the real cause of this
"SPACE JAM"!

WHO WON!? WHO'S NEXT!? YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC RAP!...BATTLES OF!...HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!