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The Monkey Bomb 's SongRemember when you hit the box
and tried to get a gun
but then to your dismay
All you got was me?
Well,
You took me anyhow
and hit the box again
and tried to get something better but you failed
And
Please don't throw me away
Ooh, ooh
Please don't throw me away
Ah, ah
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah
Throw me across the room
to sing my song and then go boom
and then while I sacrifice my life while you run away and don't even say thanks
Please don't throw me away
Ooh Ah!

You thought I was a joke
And so you laughed, you laughed!
As you threw me anyway
and watched me just explode
Right?
You know its true, I saw it too
You laughed you laughed and laughed
and

Edward Richtofen SongWalking Dead of every kind
Wouldn't you like to be left behind
Or do you want to meet your end
By the hands or Richtofen?
Edward Richtofen, Edward Richtofen
Dead schwienhunds die once their in sight
Edward Richtofen, Ray Gun in his hand
Ascend to the moon and claim his right
You're not safe, we are sure
You're not safe from the Doctor

I am the one thrown across the room
Sing a little song and then go boom!
I am the one of which Maxis told
Making the theatre smell of mold
Edward Richtofen, Edward Richtofen
Richtofen, Richtofen, Richtofen, Richtofen

You're not safe, from the Doc,
With his blade sharp and his gun cocked
You will die, that we

Feline FeudMy cat says he's evil
Your cat says he's good
Let us put our cats together
And end this feline feud!

Wreck It Ralph Lyrics: Turbo (Alejandro Parody)

I know who I am and I know what you did to me, And I’m not going to live like this anymore, Turbo

I’ve got both hands in my pockets, Sitting on top of the peppermint tree
Starring at the place I used to call home, still can’t believe that they don’t remember a thing
You know that I loathe you, boy
Hot like a Tamale, rejoice
At this point I’ve seen through your ruse, You’re gonna lose!

Don't call my name, don't call my name, King Candy
I'm not a glitch, I'm not a glitch, Turbo
Just suck it up, and leave my game
‘Cause now I rule this Sugar Rush
Don't call my name, don't call my name, King Candy or

They're Coming to Take Me Away ParodyThey Are Coming to Take Me Away Parody for Edward Richtofen (RQ for xtheznotecstasy)
[Insert Better Title Here]

Remember when we first met,
And you got on your knees and begged,
For mercy please,
You didn't want to die?
Well,
I killed you anyhow and then,
Things got worse and worse,
And then I took her dog
And then I killed her dad,

And now,

She's trying to take me away, ha-ha,
She's trying to me away, ho ho,
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the afterlife,
Where things are terrible all the time
And I'll be sad to see that
Ugly little brat in her dirty blue dress and
She's trying to take me away, ha-ha!

You thought it was a joke
and so

Epic Rap Battles of Animation Flynn Vs. HiccupEpic Rap Battles of Animation #2
Flynn Rider Vs. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
BEGIN!

Flynn:
They say your daddy is the big boss,
well you must be what's left.
Come over to the castle some time,
and I'll teach you how to dress.
So you saved your whole tribe,
and suddenly you're bragin'?
I bet it wasn't that hard
with your puppy dog dragon.

Hiccup:
Hey, at least I have a dragon, you have what,
a chameleon? A horse?
And that little routine you did
when you were stabbed was so forced.
I've seen better acting in a kid's puppet theater.
But, I guess that's what you get
from the big death cheater.
You're saying I'M bragy?
I'm gonna

Minecraft Parody: Mi-ne CraftingEverybody is
Mi-ne Crafting (Wait, is that a Zombie behind you?)
I’m runnin’ as fast
as lightning (AHHHHH.....Oh)
Although the Creepers
are a little bit frightening (Little bit frightening)
It's the look of the Diamonds
that you're mining
It’s a Diamond in the Stone.
A Creeper in the cave.
You could make a work of art
if a mod would let us paint.
Now what would it take to break
a great big block of Stone?
A load of Dynamite
would go out with a bang.
Everybody is
Mi-ne Crafting (Wait, is that a Zombie behind you?)
I’m runnin’ as fast
as lightning (AHHHHH.....Oh)
Although the Creepers
are a little bit frightening (Little bit frightening)
It's the look of the Diamonds
that you're mining.
You are a miner,
let’s go find some Coal.
Maybe you could use
it to smelt some tools.
Then we could go and slay
some Zombies in the town.
Sometimes it can be weird
but you will rule the Blocks.
Everybody is
Mi-ne Crafting (Wait, is that a Zombie behind you?)
I’m r

More Than A FelineOver little mats his white socks tramp
He is a kitty, he is a scamp
Runs away from danger
He is a lone ranger

He is more than a feline
He is a son of mine

Bathing in the sun
He was the first one
Meows rarely
Hisses barely

He is more than a feline
He is a son of mine

This one fights all the time
He can be as sour as a lime
Claws out to fight
He meows day and night

He is more than a feline
He is a son of mine

Marukaite Chikyuu (Madrid)I just kinda did this, guyz. o_o
I'm sorry if I made any mistakes ;;w;;
It's all in Kanai dialect btw, so don't put this in Google Translate and stuff.
-------------------------------------
(Japanese)
なあなあPapa、チュロスくれへん？
なあなあMama,なあなあMama,
昔に食うた、Paellaの
あのあじがわすれられんわ～

まるかいて地球　ｘ３
俺マドリード

まるかいて地球
じっと見て地球
ひょっとして地球
俺マドリード！

あ～、一筆で

Literal Assassins Creed Pony-fiedOriginal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJjJY5YpKRI

Fade in
To the left hoof
of a sleepy mare
how'd she fall asleep there?
Help up
the sleepy hooded mare
thats what beds are for
drag her 'cross the stone floor
Front shot then a shot
from the ceiling
She could get carpet burned
Slow fade
Cut to white on a boat
Im looking ahead
Holding on a rope
I am
Nausious
Now Im alone
walking away
I am afraid of heights
Oh buck, how'd I get up here?
If I fall then i'd be dead.
Made it down alright
I feel great
Raaah!
Buck!
Come on!
Who ever shot that arrow's gonna pay
enter Princess with a cape
Break the arrow off
You can take your sister
Then you see the

Pink DinosaurRoar roar! I'm the pink dinosaur!
I be dancin' around, yeah let's dance some more
Roar roar! I'm the pink dinosaur!
If ya ain't givin' money I'mma kill ya on the floor

Waitin' in the underground
My Master be playin' a brand new sound
Y'all be walkin' all around
Gimme money, or I'll pound

You and ya sick little friends and family
Humans of all kind dey be passin' greedily
I be playin' music in the corner, jiggly
Notice us jam, we put heart in that medley
Luckily, really, we get treated kindly
Mostly lamely charity, throwin' coins so ruffly
Dat CD worth ya money, don't be gone so quickly
Scarcely get dat bill, I be thankin' you hugely

So don

Minecraft Parody: Coal StarSomebody once told me
this game is really awesome;
and I said that I was gonna go play.
It was lookin' kinda dumb
until I found a Pick,
in the shape of a T in my Char’s hand...
Well the Coal starts comin'
and it don't stop comin',
looked at the cave and I hit the ground minin'.
Didn't make sense not to do it for fun,
your chest gets stocked, but your hand gets numb.
So much to do so much to see,
so what's wrong with makin' a new street?
You'll never know if you don't try,
you’ll never craft if you don't mine...
Hey now, you're a Coal star,
Get your Pickaxe go mine.
Hey now you're a Steve Char,
There’s a Zombie, Go slay. (All that glitters is gold)
Only Diamonds break the mold.
It's a cool place
and they say it gets cooler,
you’ve got a new mod, and you’ve got a new server.
But the media on beg to differ'
Judging by the lag in the programme configure.
The world we’re on is gettin' pretty slow,
the waters' disappeared,
so we cannot see Squid.
My house&

Epic Rap Battles Of Animation Mavis VS RapunzelEpic Rap Battles Of Animation 1:
Mavis Dracula VS. Rapunzel
BEGIN!!!
Mavis:
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair,
oh please you make me wanna go puke in Johnny's underwear.
You think you're so brave,
gonna come up with some rhymes,
I'm gonna hurt you so bad,
not even your hair can save you in time.

Rapunzel:
Oh, look at daddy's little girl,
trying to rule on the mic,
at least I'm somebody that human beings will like.
Gothel always warned me about you people with fangs,
but what she forgot to tell me was that your rhymes were so lame.
Go back to your castle,
you pathetic shut in.
At least I can kiss and not have my father butt in.

Dirty road under your feet{PvsZ song parody)Dirty road under your feet
- O ALMIGHTY CREATOR GODDESS
Blue sneakers..

There's a dirty road under ur feet X3
we don't want dirty road under our feet.
I noe ur type : flat dark n dirty,
I wanna make my floaters terry reek like potty,
N spoil the tires ka natural beauty....
NO!!!
we'r jus human beings u c,
But me power an entire set of mops n brooms
You like the stink of spit,
we don't lyk d roads dirty .
I used 2 be so clean...
Traffic lights protect my body..
I have a zebra cross shield
We r d dirty roads...
There's a dirty road under ur feet X3
we don't want dirty road under our feet.
Maybe itz tym to rethink
I noe ur r so full of st

Minecraft Parody: Your Flesh looks TastyI came at night to the well,
You think that I couldn’t tell?
I looked to you and I saw,
That now you're in my way

I'd trade my coal for a whiff,
Diamonds and gold for a taste
I was searchin’ for this,
And now you're in my way

Your hand was holdin',
Pickaxe, glintin’ slowly
Comin’ up towards me
What you think you doing, Stevie?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But I’m a Zombie,
Your flesh looks tasty!

It's hard not to,
Eat you, Stevie,
But I’m a Zombie,
Your flesh looks tasty!

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But I’m a Zombie,
Your flesh looks tasty!

And all the other Chars,
Try to kill me,
But I’m a Zombie,
Your flesh looks tasty!

You took your time with the blade,
I took no time with my teeth
But you could take it all,
And now, you're in my way

I shred, and plunder and kill
Love the chase and the thrill
I didn't know of the sunlight,
But it's in my way

Your hand was ho

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ERBoH Danny Phantom vs Darkwing Duck

by *WeirdKev-27, Mar 27, 2012, 10:43:37 AM
Literature / Poetry / Humor / Songs & Lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

DANNY PHANTOM

vs

DARKWING DUCK

BEGIN!

Danny: Oh great, first ghosts now Donald Duck cosplaying as Dick Tracy
No really, this bat-bird was even ass-pulled out by Disney
And by Disney I mean Ducktales, Launchpad McQuack's even present
So just waddle off before Count Duckula files for infringement

You act like you're some kind of snobbish spirit that "owns the night"
Try walking in my shoes and not one bad guy will prove you right
How can you fight someone whose theme song's a rap to begin with?
Since you're into Tracy so much, they should call you "Darkwing Dick"

Darkwing: I Am the terror that Raps at Night!
I Am the Sea Sponge that steals your spotlight!
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
And gas isn't the only thing that you suck!

My voice will be heard everywhere, no matter where you hide
Your only other career choice would be as an OOC Marty McFly
You've gone the crapper ever since you lost Marmel
Would any two bit hero could have survive Hell?
Your popularity couldn't be deader if Negsy threw the Switch!
At least I take comfort in knowing I'm not the only Hero dating a Witch!

Danny: If I wanted corny preaching, I would've called out on Technus
For someone from early nineties, not that you would know who he is
Any witches should know better than to have you in their date plan
The only duck my gen knows is the one near the lemonade stand

To call you dark is an insult to wings and shows that at least try
And it boggles minds that you're a bird but I'm the one who can fly
If you think I suck now, let me show you my thermos in advance
Trust me, from the start; you never even stood a ghost of a chance!

Darkwing: The Daring and Dashing Darkwing Double Dares your Doubts, Daniel!
For your a Phony Phantom who'd Probably Pee your Pants at the Peep of Paddywhack!
Doesn't matter if your Dark Danny, Dan Phantom, Inviso-Bill or Nathaniel,
You'd be no match against a either Negaduck, Megavolt, Bushroot or Quackerjack!

I'll always make sure every wrong has been righted,
whether I'm crippled or No-sighted!
I'm bigger then my ego in Motherland of the Russian Federation
I'm flapping terror on the NES while you sharing the Playstation

Instead of Going Ghost you should say Let's Get Ridiculous!
You can flying better then I but I bet you can't do this...
*does the finger trick from Dead Duck*

Danny: Pfff! Please, any idiot can do- *tries to do the hand trick and gets tangled up* -This?*tries to get untangled but falls over*

*DW just looks slightly amused*

Danny: Well that just proves that I'm not any idiot!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? WHO DECIDE!

BATTLES! OF! EPIC! HISTORY! RAP!!!!!!