EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
Danny: Oh great, first ghosts now Donald Duck cosplaying as Dick Tracy
No really, this bat-bird was even ass-pulled out by Disney
And by Disney I mean Ducktales, Launchpad McQuack's even present
So just waddle off before Count Duckula files for infringement
You act like you're some kind of snobbish spirit that "owns the night"
Try walking in my shoes and not one bad guy will prove you right
How can you fight someone whose theme song's a rap to begin with?
Since you're into Tracy so much, they should call you "Darkwing Dick"
Darkwing: I Am the terror that Raps at Night!
I Am the Sea Sponge that steals your spotlight!
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
And gas isn't the only thing that you suck!
My voice will be heard everywhere, no matter where you hide
Your only other career choice would be as an OOC Marty McFly
You've gone the crapper ever since you lost Marmel
Would any two bit hero could have survive Hell?
Your popularity couldn't be deader if Negsy threw the Switch!
At least I take comfort in knowing I'm not the only Hero dating a Witch!
Danny: If I wanted corny preaching, I would've called out on Technus
For someone from early nineties, not that you would know who he is
Any witches should know better than to have you in their date plan
The only duck my gen knows is the one near the lemonade stand
To call you dark is an insult to wings and shows that at least try
And it boggles minds that you're a bird but I'm the one who can fly
If you think I suck now, let me show you my thermos in advance
Trust me, from the start; you never even stood a ghost of a chance!
Darkwing: The Daring and Dashing Darkwing Double Dares your Doubts, Daniel!
For your a Phony Phantom who'd Probably Pee your Pants at the Peep of Paddywhack!
Doesn't matter if your Dark Danny, Dan Phantom, Inviso-Bill or Nathaniel,
You'd be no match against a either Negaduck, Megavolt, Bushroot or Quackerjack!
I'll always make sure every wrong has been righted,
whether I'm crippled or No-sighted!
I'm bigger then my ego in Motherland of the Russian Federation
I'm flapping terror on the NES while you sharing the Playstation
Instead of Going Ghost you should say Let's Get Ridiculous!
You can flying better then I but I bet you can't do this...
*does the finger trick from Dead Duck*
Danny: Pfff! Please, any idiot can do- *tries to do the hand trick and gets tangled up* -This?*tries to get untangled but falls over*
*DW just looks slightly amused*
Danny: Well that just proves that I'm not any idiot!
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? WHO DECIDE!
BATTLES! OF! EPIC! HISTORY! RAP!!!!!!