Nostalgia Critic:Yeah, how you like to see a rap off between the rapping cat from CareBears and the Rapping Dog from Titanic? OH GOD! I SAID IT!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SHIT DOGGY DOG
Shit Doggy Dog:It's party time! party time!
Watch me kick this feline in his furry behind!
I'll be busting the moves and I'll be breaking you spine!
And I'll be bursting out laughing as you go blind!
You may think you know how to say a groovy rhyme!
But this funky canine can make a funky rap line!
Cheshire Cat:I've haven't heard a worse rap song then by Shaquille!
Forget the sinking, this disaster's the real deal!
I can't believe I'm rap battling with Vanilla Iceberg!
I'd rather get beheaded that listen to the king of the turd!
Boy, you can't even keep up with the beat's remix!
If had to choose between castration and more of your rapping,
I'd rather get fixed! Oh yeah, I'd rather get fixed! Uh uh!
I'd rather... get fixed!
SDD:You think my rapping suck? But you can bet,
That when it comes to crappy Titanic cartoon films,
you've see nothing yet!
So are happy ending made it totally mushy!
Well at least it didn't have a dog-faced Octopussy!
CC:Your even Madder then a Hatter! And that's no-
*Suddenly a giant tentacle come in and decapitates the Cheshire Cat.*
*A Dog-faced Octopus is seen in the back round, taking a deep breath before going under water*
THE CHESHIRE CAT IS DEAD! THE CHESHIRE CAT IS DEAD! WHO CAN FINISH THIS RAP BATTLE? WHO? WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO?
Grumpy Bear:I can!
You think I'm grumpy now, you ain't seen nothing!
To say you're a good rapper, would mean that I'm bluffing!
Do to that Wonderland adventure, I totally miss brunch!
So I'll have to make up for it with a Koran lunch!
And for dessert I'll have your pathetic defeat!
I'll top it all off with some pickled beats!
Brave Heart: Pickled Beats?*wonky faint*
Grumpy:So shut your mouth and quit your yammering!
When it comes Titanic movies, you ain't James Cameron!
Rou Retter Ruit Row, Rou Rriggin Rock Rucker!
And one more thing,
TASTE THIS RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKA!
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
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