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How Cupcakes Should Have Ended

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Pinkie Pie stared into the mirror. She had done a really go job, evening keeping the eyelids. She winked, and Dash winked back. Pinkie smiled.
But still, she was sad that her friend was now gone. Dash had only lasted fifty minutes, not nearly as long as Pinkie wanted. She looked back at the cadaver hanging in the center of the room, the last of her friend's fluids draining into a pan. Yep, no more Rainbow Dash.
As she looked, Pinkie cocked her head. She began to take notice of the fact that there really wasn't much damage to the corpse. "In fact," the pink mused,"I think..."An idea exploded in her head. She was good at sewing and she had all the pieces, all she had to do was put them back together. Yeah, she just have to get some stuffing and bingo, she'd have Rainbow Dash forever. In fact, thought Pinkie, that's what she'll do for all her best friends when their numbers came up. She was so excited, she skipped right over to the body with her skinner to get started. The cupcakes would have to wait, Pinkie Pie had a friend to make.

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"And that's how we start season two!" The Pony said, finishing his episode pitch. and with that, Lauren Faust is sitting at her desk, dumbfounded. after a couple of minutes of empty silence, Lauren finally says. "Wow! That is some episode plot, Sgt. Sprinkles! What do you call it?"
Sprinkles then raises his hooves and screams "CUPCAKES! So when do we begin animating?"
Lauren then reaches for her phone and begins dialing a number.
The phone on the other line begins ringing until... "Hello, Mrs. Faust!"
"Hi, Edwin! Look I'm gonna need you and Richard down her ASAP! Thanks, bye." hangs up the phone
"So let me guess those were the two head honchos of this company and you want to tell them this great new episode idea right?" Sgt Sprinkles said haughtily.
"Not exactly." Lauren replied. But before Sprinkles could as what do you mean, two guardponies walk into the room. "You called Mrs. Faust?" one of the guardponies asked.
"Yes Edwin, I did."
"So you're Edwin huh? Well let me tell you that with my episode idea, this company will make millions!"
The guardponies just look at Sprinkles."This him?" the other guardpony asked.
"Yes Richard."
"Should we..."
"Yeah go ahead!"

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"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sgt. Sprinkles screamed as he was thrown out of the building and into a nearby dumpster.
"And stay out!" Richard said as they went back inside.
Sgt Sprinkles then got out of the dumpster and dusted himself of. He looked at the Hasbro(c) building and screams."Yeah! Well I don't need you guys anyway! My idea will be remember by the fans for eons! And it'll be so popular that they'll make Alternate Endings, fanart and even songs about it! You'll see!"

"You'll all see!"



Kicks at a pebble as he leaves."Damnit! I knew I should have gone with The Trespasser."
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erikatheraindeer's avatar
I think I've seen the beginning of this fic before... Just cleaned up for grammar.