We open up to what appears to be the sound of fighting.("Huh, Who's laughing now, bitch!")Swing! Went the golf club as it's victim could do nothing.("Friggin piece of crap.")Another swing from the golf club's owner as it continued to beat up it's victim.("You think your all that? Huh, you think your all that? Well your not, you worse then all that. Your All That season 10. Yeah I when there!")Three more swings came from the club and it appears to be hit for the thing. Until...
"Misty what the Hell Are You Doing?!?" The 16-year-old boy said angrily at the purple-hoodie wearing female ninja.("Showing this damn laptop Who's the Boss! huh.") the ninja said before taking another swing and it.("And then it said that it that it liked Judith Light better when she was in Ugly Betty, so I started beating the crap out of it with this golf club.")
"Well stop it! I Gotta start on my first fanmake before the day's done." the boy said before taking the golf club from her. "And Quit using my golfclubs ok!"
("Fanmake? ooh Like the ones Dannyfangirl writes?")
"No! not the one Dannyfangirl writes. I plan on finishing it without JusSonic doing it for me."
("So Kev, what's it called?")
"Just look up."
("That a weird name for a story")
"No you idiot I mean look up, you'll find the title there."
The ninja then looks up.("Weirdkevand27's UHF? isn't that whole putting you screenname in from of the title kinda... cliche?")
"Hey it was either that or call it 'Toon UHF'"
("True, so can I see what you've got?")
"well ok, but if suggest I should have someone say "It would ruin the script" I'll Replace you with Poke-Misty!"
("Ok! Ok! Ya don't have to get drastic.") Misty said while raising her defencely.
Then she sits down with a box of popcorn she just found while Kev started the fanfic.
Misty then put some of the popcorn in her mouth
"Are you gonna share those?"
A Batsh*t Insane Production
Chapter 1: Raiders of the Lost Ficcie
In the Lost jungles of Peru in the year 1936, expedition was underway to find the most rare and valuable artifact of them all. An important adventure is taking way as three people off searching for it right now.
One of them is a grey porcupine/rat hybrid with a pink tail, yellow eyes, and long black hair/quill thingies. He wears a black shirt, orange jacket with a black ring on each sleeve to match the red rings on his legs, and baby blue pants. his name is Ragrit. And he also doesn't like talk about whether his mother was the porcupine or the rat.
the second one is a brownish wolf with sharp teeth, a red nose(which some people said could glow) and some missing on the top of his head, he wore only white gloves and scrub jay blue pants with a patch and one suspender to hold them. His name is Robert Katerine Wolfe.
the one leading them is a twenty-seven year old women wearing a fedora hat and who's identity is so super secret that I can't tell you until later, So shh.
She then stops the group as she looks at the view of the mountains, she then puts her hands on her hips and then continues on while Robert and Ragrit look around nervously as they continued on.
As the trio while through the lost jungles of 1936 Peru they heard the sounds of frogs' croaking, Cows' Mooing, more frogs' croaking, birds' squawking, cats' meowing, dogs' barking, dolphins' Chirping, Giraffes' making whatever the hell giraffes make, and finally the sounds of Juniper Lee and Danny Phantom making love until they stopped at a lake with a waterfall.
Regrit then gets his blaster out, so he could blast our hero for some reason the author was lazy to explain. but before he could pull the trigger our hero then turns around and uses the whip she bought for a buck fifty online, and then whips his entire left arm off.
Regrit then runs away after his saw that his left arm has turned into right. Our hero is now reveal to be a light purple dev-cat with green eyes, dark purple hair and is wearing a diamond-shaped collar, earrings on sides of her head even though her ears our on top and finally a serious face, and her name is Dakota Jane.
Finally Dakota Jane and Robert have reached the temple of really really bad stuff and enter it. after they have walked through some cobwebs, Robert then stops Dakota Jane and says in a really annoying voice."Senorita, we can't go any further. Look!" while pointing to a cross-eyed mask making a blaaaagh face on the wall."It a sacred shakeayobouty symbol, it's certain death for anyone you enters, we must turn back! Now!" Robert continued as Dakota Jane just looks at Robert with her serious face on has then he runs for entrance and then immediately gets run over by a train.
Dakota Jane then continued onward, going past some vines, some police tape and finally some sighs that say stuff "Keep out" and "Do Not Enter". Until finally she found what she was looking for.
On a Table was a Ficcie. But just any Ficcie it was the long lost "Best slashfic/Fanmake" Ficcie.
Dakota Jane then walks up to the ficcie and then kneels down to look at it. she then pulls out a duffle bag full of sand and starts emptying out some of the sand. Then as she was about to make the switch. She looks bag of sand, throws it over her shoulder and takes the damn thing.Suddenly she hears a sound comming from the table and notices the place was starting to fall apart!(But she didn't notice the sign on the wall that said "watch out for falling rocks")
Dakota Jane(After getting hit by a falling rock) then runs out of their until stopped to notice the door that was about to close, she then runs up to it, uses the ficcie to support it long enough for her crawl under it and grabs the ficcie out from under there.
As Dakota Jane was dusting herself off, she hears a rumbling sound. She then turns her head at a 180 degree angle to see a giant freaking boulder from the ceiling about to crush her!
She then turns her back around and starts running and wishing could go intangable so the boulder could just pass through her harmlessly. Then she runs out of the entrance and the boulder, instead of stopping there, crashs through the entrance! and continues to chase our heroine.
Jane and the Boulder then run pass a sign that says "Now leaving the jungles of 1936 Peru", the pyramids, the old clock tower, a winter forest until after she takes a left at the interstate. Until she's too tired and falls down where the last thing she sees is the boulder flattening her into a pancake.
Now we dissolve from a pancaked Dakota Jane to a burger grilling on...well a grill.
That was being flipped by a woman who fits Dakota Jane's appearance, except she's wearing fast-food uniform, has a bored looking face on her and her name was continuously called out.
"Sara." The voice said.
"Hello, earth to Saranoia." Said the voice again.
"Sara!" The voice, which belonged to one Timon the Meerkat practically screamed into his friend's ears. Which caused her to scream.
"Were you daydream again?" Timon asked while shaking his head.
"No! No! Just admiring how Clean and Shiny this..." Saranoia said happily while putting the burger on the bun, until she looks back. "grill is." She said flatly.
"Sara, we're busy here!" Timon said while getting ready to put the food on the tray. "You know what the problem is." Saranoia asked Timon. "Nobody appreciates a woman with good imagination."
"Well at least not the people at the lumberyard, or the miniature golf course, or Krabs' fish market or any of the other places you work at the last month!" Timon said while finishing putting the food on the tray.
"Yeah well someday, someday they'll be sorry." Saranoia said while walking up to the counter and grabbing the mustard."They'll be eating breakfast or something, and say hey!" Sara said while unknowing squirting mustard on two bikers and a kid."We Screwed Up!" Sara said while putting the mustard the down on the counter and walks up to the deep fryer."We should never should have fired Saranoia because she has imagination." Saranoia continued while pulling the fries out from the deep fryer, which has been burned to a crisp."I think the fries are about done."
"Aw jeez! You better not let Walter see that, or he'll have a fit!" Timon warned. To which Sara scoffed off and says, "Walter! Walter! You sound like a broken record. Why are you afraid of that stupid Frankenstein wannabe?" Saranoia asked unaware that that so-called "stupid Frankenstein wannabe" has been walking up behind her the whole time. which Timon try to warn her about, until it was to late.
Saranoia then turned around and saw Walter, a 210cm tall, silent and indestructible man and also the owner of "Walters Wonderful World of Waffles" restaurant, which Sara and Timon are working at, well were working at.
Now we cut to outside as Walter was just firing (and throwing) are protagonists out of the restaurant. This his is what they both said...
until finally they came crashing down, just a mere 50'ft from the restaurant. where they lifted their heads up, looked at each other, fall back down and blacking out.